Bill Clinton

Our good buddy Bill Clinton was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being the polite gentleman he is, Bill went to visit Sally and ask her if she needed any questions answered. She said no, so Bill asked, "Have you seen the Presidential clock yet?" Sally replied, "I haven`t even heard of the presidential clock." Bill then replied, "Well let`s go to my office, so I can show it to you." Sally was a little taken aback, and she stated, "With all the problems you`ve had lately, I don`t think we should." Then Bill said, "Ah, it`s just a clock, and I promise I won`t try anything." Sally then agrees to go with him. Bill leads her to the Oval Office, shuts and locks the door behind them, and then drops his pants to the floor. Sally is flabbergasted, and says, "Mr. President, that is the presidential Cock, not the Presidential clock." Bill looks at her and says, "Sally, by my definition, if you put two hands and a face on it, it`s a clock.

My Three Daughters

There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters. Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sure everything was all right. One night when he was doing his stroll, he could hear laughter coming from his youngest daughter`s room. He stood there for a while and thought about this, but reached the conclusion that he could always ask her tomorrow, instead of bothering her at this time of the night. When he reached the window of his second daughter, he could hear her crying. He thought about this too, but ultimately he decided to ask her tomorrow and continued. There were no sounds at all coming from his oldest daughter`s room, and he then went to bed, satisfied. The next day, when they all were gathered around the breakfast table, he said to his youngest daughter, "I heard you laughing last night, as I walked past your window. Why was that?" She answered, "That`s because you taught me to laugh when someone was making me happy." He then asked his second daughter, "I heard you crying last night, why was that?" She answered "That`s because you taught me to cry when someone was hurting me." He then told his oldest daughter, "I didn`t hear anything from you..." She said, "That`s because you taught me not to talk with my mouth full."